Self explanatory really. I got the HTC hero and finally called orange to het the to fix the Android Market Place connection. Now I am off my tits on app downloads, trying out everything I find remotely interesting.
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Anyway, I’m off to sleep now. Ciao
So during this rant I thought…you know what if I wanted to I could advertise myself, cut out the middle man! So I investigated this and found that I could advertise myself to 17K women between 18-28 that are single and living within 50 miles for 32p per click. It would cost me £5,440 if each of these women click my profile but still better than those dating sites.
If this were to take off as a dating option user would need to ad in things like hair colour hobbies are you hot or not? I would definitely include a do not advertise to fatties button.
I might do it! This is the sort of stuff the BBC news cover now that they have pulled their budgets and can’t cover real news now!
So, I now believe that my iPod is a Jesus iPod. The story goes…my iPod was working fine, I got out the car and forgot to grab it my iPod fell into a stream. I quickly grabbed it out the stream, it had been full submerged (some might say baptised), it was still working I tried to turn it off to stop it shorting but because the screen was wet I couldn’t. By the time I got into the flat it had died.
I put it on the radiator, the radiator wasn’t on, thinking it was full of water. Then later in the night my iPod white screened, I couldn’t reset it. It was shining a white light that couldn’t be turned off. After a few attempts I left it thinking it was guffed.
I woke up the next morning and the light was off I hit the on button and like a miracle it turned on! I was like ‘WHOA!’, I have a Jesus iPod! It came back from the dead!
Now, depending on your technological religious beliefs you may not feel the same way as I do. For instance, iPod is made in the image of God, God in this case would be apple. This got me thinking, generally because of my job Google is God. Does this mean that in that their are many gods, like the Greek gods. Google is God of search, apple God of hardware and Linux the God of software (I think Google might square Linux soon, I think they want to be King God).
SO! The above being the case, Microsoft is clearly the devil!…as the picture below illustrates.
but I am a changed man. While browsing through the AllSaints website I came across this AllSaints Runner Pullover, not sure if I would call the Runner Pullover a “pullover” simply because it’s doesn’t look like a pullover top it looks like a zip up top. Looks confusion, probably why I like it. Anyway here is a picture of the AllSaints Runner Pullover…
I think the Runner Pullover would suit me! In fact I had a look at the other items of clothing that AllSaints have in the Runner line and the denims look like the fit of denim that I have been searching for, for months. So I ‘m going into the AllSaints shop on Buchanan Street, may be on Thursday, to see if they fit right. Now, if these items do fit right AllSaints stand to make quite a bit of money off of me!
OK I’m astounded by threes things at Greens gym in Glasgow. Firstly it is by far that busiest gym I have ever been to in my life! The place is full of people when I go in the morning, it’s nice to know that Glasgow is full of gym freaks like me that get up that early in the morning!
Secondly, Greens gym is full of people I either know, worked/ work with or seen in places that I go! The guy that runs the the curry place goes to Greens health club in the morning.
Thirdly, and I don’t want to sound like a perv, but I am a man and I have eyes. The amount of stunning and smart looking women that go to Greens blows my mind! It leads me to think that Glasgow has loads of stunning women that you don’t see in the street, hidden women!
Anyway! Just thought I would share that with y’all!
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