I am… - A different perspective, so he thinks!

Feed The Needy!

OK, so…for those that don’t know I am moving into my new flat this weekend (Woohoo). This amazing event has a downside though, POVERTY! in order to get around this mammoth problem I have invented The Nick Duddy Food Drive. Basically The Nick Duddy Food Drive is where you send me food so I don’t starve and die. It can be anything as long as it’s good, if you’re sending a canned good can you send a can opener because I don’t have one yet and it would be cruel in a Saw sort of way to give me food I couldn’t eat.

I must warn you, if you send me a can of Heniz Ravioli I will find out where you live and throw it through your window like a monatauk cocktail.

To send me food please email me for my address.

Thanks, I love you all! (What I mean is I love the ones that send me food)

I enter the Warpmart competition all the time and I have never won..

I think that Warpmart is plotting against me. A few years back I bought a record bag from Warpmart, it was a fine piece of ass, but like all fine pieces off ass in my life it was faulty and had to be returned. A long story short I waited 3 months to get the money back from Warpmart. Now I am a reasonable man but 3 MONTHS! to refund £80 and then instead of being nice to me they had an attitude with me, obviously the concept of customer satisfaction has not yet reach the smelly non-washers at Warpmart; anyway that air through the engine. So obviously as the customer service sucked I have been purchasing all my Warp necessities from other more customer centric stores or direct if I can, the last Warp piece I bought was the Flying Lotus Album.

The Conspiracy…

I think since I kicked up a stink they have completely ignored my competition entries; they can easily identify me in their database, I mean my email address looks like an Al Qaeda name you see it from a mile away! I know I have been getting the answers right and I must be one of the first in the door because I spend most of my time on a computer and get the emails as the come into my inbox. See to let me win the competition at least once might give me faith to shop there again, regain a customer!

Well that just feels like a weight has been lifted, I love my blog it absorbs my mental rantings and doesn’t look at me strangely!

Social Responsibility Gone Mad!

So I came across this blog tokyito, the dude has many cute girls on his site, so it’s worth a regular look in. Anywho! He has posted about orang-utan friendly patersons oatcakes, now I think this is a little mad; hands up who agrees. Apparently they do not use Palm oil when making the oat cakes, I though that butter was supposed to be used not oil when making oat cakes??

Anyway I think it’s a bit of a sad case of social responsibility gone wrong!

…wait…did I mention I have Al Green tickets??

Well as you may have noticed I have Al Green tickets for the Clyde Auditorium on the 31st of October. As you can imagine I am very excited due to my excessive love of soul music!

If you want tickets you better get moving because based on where my tickets are the room looks as if it’s filling up quickly!

For those that do not know who Al Green is, firstly you should be shot in the face and ears but secondly you sooo do know who he is with songs like stay together and and simply beautiful! Uber classic tracks! He is known as the Reverend Al Green now, apparently he is a religious man now.
So if you like his stuff you can get it here for cheap.