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What has happen to our beloved Bars in Glasgow

SO! I have not been to a new good bar in Glasgow for years, I’m getting a bit sick of these twats with no idea about how to make a good drink opening bars just because they think they can.

I was in a bar in Glasgow at the weekend. The bar is called Blue Dog, a few years back when it opened it was the best cocktail bar in town, it was proper, it had a piano man and everything. You only went there for cocktails, that was it. Now as I don’t drink cocktails very often I’d pop in a pop out of the place now and again. I have been three times this year, and every time it got worse. It went from having sharply dressed, well groomed, slightly pretentious (which you didn’t mind because they were the best), knowledgeable and enthusiastic bar staff to…‘mate you look like you’ve down’d a bottle of buckfast and had a scrap with door man, and FFS did you not wash when you left the house??? Oh, and do they only make that shirt in XL? Phone China they might be able to knock you a suitable size; ordering that quantity of material should kick start their economy.’ Not only has the quality in Blue Dog went down but the prices have went up, is it not supposed to be the other way around!?

Blue Dog is just one example of a great place with great bar staff going to F*@K because of some monkey or group of monkeys decided they wanted to own a bar. I can’t wait until this recession really kicks in and buries them all!

At least I have still have Bar 91…

What should I do this year?

As we all know New Years Eve is an anti-climax. I have been thinking what to do this year and I kinda want to have a party in my new flat. It would be nice to have some friends round and some of their select friends to party with and eventually passout!

However, my mate is Dj’ing at the Carnival Arts and has invited me along, and said I don’t have a choice. WHAT TO DO? Your votes please! I really want to have some friends round but I think everyone will have plans now and I know my cuz wants to stay out until after the bells. Is it possible to have a post bells party? I have never been to one? I have been to parties that have started before the bells which I have arrived at after the bells, but never one that started after the bells without going to a club first.

I’m reaching out! What should I do??

well hello!

Being a sad bastard, I check my site analytics regularly. I have noticed that alot of people come to the site by searching Nick Duddy. I’ll be honest I would like to think that these people are actually looking for me, it would add to my increasing megalomaniac mentality but I find it hard to believe that people are looking for me, in a who is this Morphus character way(GOD! I wish was!!).

So my question is to those that search for ‘Nick Duddy’, what are you looking for? Come on post and let me know, is you Name Nick Duddy? If so you have a cool name! :p

Oh, the reason I haven’t posted in a while is because BT kept messing up my new line so I had no internet but I’m back now