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The AA have really nice people

So, I got a new job! Whoohoo! It’s miles away though oot in the countryside! So I need to drive 45minutes to get there.
I finished work today and went to get into my car, looking forward to the sunny drive home and Nick (at times known as the dick, just for this reason…and others) left his lights on all day which meant the battery was flat.

So after a few push the car and try get it to start efforts, which was actually quite funny and a good wee team building exercise, I had to call The AA.

I waited an hour for this guy to get to me, luckily I was studying documents on the maths behind Google PageRank so it went quickly. The guy go there jumped my car in 5 minutes and it was all good. The guy was really friendly and helpful, he even tried to fix a part of my engine that was making a nose.

So I conclude with. The AA emergency dudes are really nice people that make having a problem with your car not so bad!

Best Carbonara Ever Created by Man and GOD!!

Now, I bet you thought I was going to give you a recipe for the best carbonara ever created in the history of the world; honestly it’s so good that using it for leverage I could get Jesus and the Devil to have a sit down. I’m not giving you the recipe, not because I’m all secretive but because you couldn’t possibly make it as well as I do.

So this is what we are going to do, if you want some of the most glorious carbonara in world contact me and I’ll make you some (depending who you are there may be a fee. Fee varies depending on death of pocket) :).

I just can’t trust anyone to make it as well as I do!