I am… - A different perspective, so he thinks!

I HATE Facebook dating ads

• 1. They are really crap looking and I don’t believe for a second that I would meet these hot-ass women on a sleazy dating site like the ones advertised!
  
• 2. Refer to point one
• 3. THEY ARE ONLY AFTER OUR MONEY
• 4. You cannot turn them off, I changed my status to married and the still showed up on my profile NUISANCE!

So during this rant I thought…you know what if I wanted to I could advertise myself, cut out the middle man! So I investigated this and found that I could advertise myself to 17K women between 18-28 that are single and living within 50 miles for 32p per click. It would cost me £5,440 if each of these women click my profile but still better than those dating sites.
If this were to take off as a dating option user would need to ad in things like hair colour hobbies are you hot or not? I would definitely include a do not advertise to fatties button.

I might do it! This is the sort of stuff the BBC news cover now that they have pulled their budgets and can’t cover real news now!