I am… - A different perspective, so he thinks!

Wasn’t one to buy from AllSaints…

but I am a changed man. While browsing through the AllSaints website I came across this AllSaints Runner Pullover, not sure if I would call the Runner Pullover a “pullover” simply because it’s doesn’t look like a pullover top it looks like a zip up top. Looks confusion, probably why I like it. Anyway here is a picture of the AllSaints Runner Pullover…

I think the Runner Pullover would suit me! In fact I had a look at the other items of clothing that AllSaints have in the Runner line and the denims look like the fit of denim that I have been searching for, for months. So I ‘m going into the AllSaints shop on Buchanan Street, may be on Thursday, to see if they fit right. Now, if these items do fit right AllSaints stand to make quite a bit of money off of me!

What has happen to our beloved Bars in Glasgow

SO! I have not been to a new good bar in Glasgow for years, I’m getting a bit sick of these twats with no idea about how to make a good drink opening bars just because they think they can.

I was in a bar in Glasgow at the weekend. The bar is called Blue Dog, a few years back when it opened it was the best cocktail bar in town, it was proper, it had a piano man and everything. You only went there for cocktails, that was it. Now as I don’t drink cocktails very often I’d pop in a pop out of the place now and again. I have been three times this year, and every time it got worse. It went from having sharply dressed, well groomed, slightly pretentious (which you didn’t mind because they were the best), knowledgeable and enthusiastic bar staff to…‘mate you look like you’ve down’d a bottle of buckfast and had a scrap with door man, and FFS did you not wash when you left the house??? Oh, and do they only make that shirt in XL? Phone China they might be able to knock you a suitable size; ordering that quantity of material should kick start their economy.’ Not only has the quality in Blue Dog went down but the prices have went up, is it not supposed to be the other way around!?

Blue Dog is just one example of a great place with great bar staff going to F*@K because of some monkey or group of monkeys decided they wanted to own a bar. I can’t wait until this recession really kicks in and buries them all!

At least I have still have Bar 91…

What should I do this year?

As we all know New Years Eve is an anti-climax. I have been thinking what to do this year and I kinda want to have a party in my new flat. It would be nice to have some friends round and some of their select friends to party with and eventually passout!

However, my mate is Dj’ing at the Carnival Arts and has invited me along, and said I don’t have a choice. WHAT TO DO? Your votes please! I really want to have some friends round but I think everyone will have plans now and I know my cuz wants to stay out until after the bells. Is it possible to have a post bells party? I have never been to one? I have been to parties that have started before the bells which I have arrived at after the bells, but never one that started after the bells without going to a club first.

I’m reaching out! What should I do??

…wait…did I mention I have Al Green tickets??

Well as you may have noticed I have Al Green tickets for the Clyde Auditorium on the 31st of October. As you can imagine I am very excited due to my excessive love of soul music!

If you want tickets you better get moving because based on where my tickets are the room looks as if it’s filling up quickly!

For those that do not know who Al Green is, firstly you should be shot in the face and ears but secondly you sooo do know who he is with songs like stay together and and simply beautiful! Uber classic tracks! He is known as the Reverend Al Green now, apparently he is a religious man now.
So if you like his stuff you can get it here for cheap.

Your lives my be at risk

WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS LANGUAGE OF AN ADULT NATURE!
OK, I do believe in the whole reduce your carbon foot print thing and due to excessive price of oil I have been driving at 50 mph in order to save on fuel. It actually works I can get up to 60 miles extra if I do this, so it save me quite a bit.

However, in saying this I feel that I have increased my chances of dying in a road accident (this says alot considering I also drive a motorcycle). Why is this you ask? Because every arsehole and their mother drives at 50 mph. Let me take a moment and define arsehole; an arsehole, in the driving sense, is someone that can’t make decisions or are hesitant to when driving on the road. This particular type of ‘arsehole’ is the one that indicates for about 25 seconds before moving into the lane by which time the ‘arsehole’ has missed their opportunity to move into the lane.

What this arsehole does not realize is the impact they have on all of the other traffic. For instance because they are hesitating the bus that is in the lane which they want to get into has become frustrated and try to get in behind the arsehole, this frustration has caused the bus driver to neglect his mirrors and almost plow into the car coming up behind the arsehole. (True story)

To summerise, although driving at 50 mph is good for your pocket and the environment it puts your life in danger.