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Did Anyone See Kanye West On South Park?

When Kanye West first came out I was biiig fan. His stuff was amazing, he was a wee bit boastful but that’s rap! Before the release of Kanyes second (actual) album I thought he was a complete twat. I couldn’t identify with him at all his boastful BS had leaked out into his daily behaviour!

In saying that I might have change my opinon on Mr West. The episode of South Park that he was featured in painted him as the twat that he was, pretty acurrate I thought! But after the episode this blog posted appeared on his blog:

“SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!”

I believe that it was him that wrote this and that be is actually wanting to change. So I’ve decided to give him another chance, start buying his music and even listen to college drop out again! AMAZING ALBUM!

You should actually check out his blog, it’s got some pretty cool stuff on it.

How Computer Game Skill Help In the Real World

Yesterday while driving to work I suddenly realised how the skills I learned while playing Mario Kart on the N64 as a young boy helps me survive the daily commute.

The skills of dodging and banana or a green shell have kept me safe when being almost plowed into some dumb ass that doesn’t check their blind spot or does look at all on the Kingston Bridge…it makes me wish I had some red shells (code for gun).

I’ve decided to go back into training now that I have purchased my big ass TV and have reclaimed the Wii from my brother.

MARIO KART WE SALUTE YOU!

What has happen to our beloved Bars in Glasgow

SO! I have not been to a new good bar in Glasgow for years, I’m getting a bit sick of these twats with no idea about how to make a good drink opening bars just because they think they can.

I was in a bar in Glasgow at the weekend. The bar is called Blue Dog, a few years back when it opened it was the best cocktail bar in town, it was proper, it had a piano man and everything. You only went there for cocktails, that was it. Now as I don’t drink cocktails very often I’d pop in a pop out of the place now and again. I have been three times this year, and every time it got worse. It went from having sharply dressed, well groomed, slightly pretentious (which you didn’t mind because they were the best), knowledgeable and enthusiastic bar staff to…‘mate you look like you’ve down’d a bottle of buckfast and had a scrap with door man, and FFS did you not wash when you left the house??? Oh, and do they only make that shirt in XL? Phone China they might be able to knock you a suitable size; ordering that quantity of material should kick start their economy.’ Not only has the quality in Blue Dog went down but the prices have went up, is it not supposed to be the other way around!?

Blue Dog is just one example of a great place with great bar staff going to F*@K because of some monkey or group of monkeys decided they wanted to own a bar. I can’t wait until this recession really kicks in and buries them all!

At least I have still have Bar 91…

What should I do this year?

As we all know New Years Eve is an anti-climax. I have been thinking what to do this year and I kinda want to have a party in my new flat. It would be nice to have some friends round and some of their select friends to party with and eventually passout!

However, my mate is Dj’ing at the Carnival Arts and has invited me along, and said I don’t have a choice. WHAT TO DO? Your votes please! I really want to have some friends round but I think everyone will have plans now and I know my cuz wants to stay out until after the bells. Is it possible to have a post bells party? I have never been to one? I have been to parties that have started before the bells which I have arrived at after the bells, but never one that started after the bells without going to a club first.

I’m reaching out! What should I do??

well hello!

Being a sad bastard, I check my site analytics regularly. I have noticed that alot of people come to the site by searching Nick Duddy. I’ll be honest I would like to think that these people are actually looking for me, it would add to my increasing megalomaniac mentality but I find it hard to believe that people are looking for me, in a who is this Morphus character way(GOD! I wish was!!).

So my question is to those that search for ‘Nick Duddy’, what are you looking for? Come on post and let me know, is you Name Nick Duddy? If so you have a cool name! :p

Oh, the reason I haven’t posted in a while is because BT kept messing up my new line so I had no internet but I’m back now